It's Elizabeth, Hide The Rum

when i remember something embarrassing i did years ago

 

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edwad:

#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair

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penpeniel:

barack-motherfucking-obama:

deidaras-glittery-dildos:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

Really guys? Let’s see about that.

MOTHER OF GOD

Well I guess I might as well try it out too

not that it’s gonna

hOLY SHIT

what have I done

yo hold up lemme give this a shot

HOLY SHI T

DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING

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dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

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speightbrigade:

Dude that’s nothin compared to this:

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epic-humor:

see more

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snapchatting:

this is very important

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blastortoise:

*stubs toe*

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dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

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anus:

things i like:

• you
• the internet

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francoisdelabooo:

is there actually sims fanfiction

like

how do you dialogue?????

She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,

“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”

He will never look at her in the same way again.

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geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

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necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

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