It's Elizabeth, Hide The Rum

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charmancler:

charmancler:

cute nicknames for ur bf/gf

• hairbrush
• 5 day old meatloaf
• hte spagheti
• maybe some day
• dog
• big gay baby

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meanplastic:

future is now

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sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

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thefoooo:

i-o-u-a-fall:

rolacolacubes:

asifnothingmatters:

sherlscupoftea:

flippingtables:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

supey:

airdot:

isalabelle09:

#this is the most british picture I’ve ever seen

#THIS is the most british picture i’ve ever seen #fix’d

step ASIDE bitches

wHAT

oh my god

there we go

I felt something was missing.

theeerrreeee

god save the queen

is that stephen fry

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daftwithoneshoe:

walking-disaster-in-the-tardis:

awkward-dancing-destiel:

thedetectivesayslokihasthetardis:

obsessedwithlotr:

daftwithoneshoe:

For those of you who may be unaware, Slyvester McCoy who played Radagast the Brown in the Hobbit also played the seventh Doctor.

BRILLIANT.

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS 

AHHHHHH

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

Whoa, when did this get so many notes?

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imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?

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ilovett:

celebiii:

the-grudge-girl:

Answer Man

The Answer Man is an urban legend about a game that is played by kids in Japan. They say the game can invoke an evil spirit that will answer any question given to it.

You need:

• Ten people who each own a cell phone

Step 1: Gather ten people in a loose circle. Each person must have the cell phone number of the person to their left.

Step 2: On the count of three, each person presses the call button to contact the person on their left 

Step 3: Everyone puts their phone to their ear and listens

Because everyone is calling each other at the same time, all of the phones should be busy and nobody should receive an answer.

However, one person will find that their call is mysteriously answered and they will hear a voice on the other end of the line.

This is the Answer Man.

When you are on the phone with the Answer Man, you can ask him anything. He will answer whatever questions you choose to ask him. However, after he gives you your answer, he will have a question for you. They say that if you answer his questions incorrectly or are unable to give an answer, a large gnarled hand will appear from the phone and tear off a piece of your body.

OH MY GOD

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF GAME IS THIS??

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whiteboywaves:

googlebus:

me before tumblr 

1. would have believed it was acceptable to slut shame 
2. would have believe reserve racism was pretty much the same as racism 
3. would have believed the friend zone was a problem for guys 
4. hadn’t read any fan fiction involving spongebob 

There’s no such thing as reverse racism that’s the point you can’t compare it to racism

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within-the-seahorses-belly:

Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot guy and just

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bennypants:

kayjaykayme:

This is beautiful

I don’t know why but I’m crying.

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biowjob:

HTML: How To Make lasanga

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