It's Elizabeth, Hide The Rum

when i remember something embarrassing i did years ago

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:33:11 -0400

when i remember something embarrassing i did years ago

edwad: #AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:33:03 -0400

edwad:

#AirplanePickUpLines : nice legs what time do they get the fuck off the back of my chair

penpeniel: barack-motherfucking-obama: deidaras-glittery-dildos: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *doe...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:32:49 -0400

penpeniel:

barack-motherfucking-obama:

deidaras-glittery-dildos:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

Really guys? Let’s see about that.

MOTHER OF GOD

Well I guess I might as well try it out too

not that it’s gonna

hOLY SHIT

what have I done

yo hold up lemme give this a shot

HOLY SHI T

DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING

dystopiamachine: dietnutella: nohomocide: accent marks and italics can make any word look...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:32:06 -0400

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:31:40 -0400

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

speightbrigade: Dude that’s nothin compared to this:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:31:00 -0400

speightbrigade:

Dude that’s nothin compared to this:

epic-humor: see more

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:30:30 -0400

epic-humor:

see more

snapchatting: this is very important

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:24:47 -0400

snapchatting:

this is very important

blastortoise: stubs toe

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:18:20 -0400

blastortoise:

*stubs toe*

dramaddict: one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:18:03 -0400

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

anus: things i like: you the internet

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:17:59 -0400

anus:

things i like:

you

the internet

francoisdelabooo: is there actually sims fanfiction like how do you dialogue????? She turned to...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:16:52 -0400

francoisdelabooo:

is there actually sims fanfiction

like

how do you dialogue?????

She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,

“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”

He will never look at her in the same way again.

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:16:37 -0400

geeses: if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:16:27 -0400

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

necesitamos: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:15:45 -0400

necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

stefan-d: smilingemoticon: blackromney: full movies on youtube “Click The Link In The...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:15:25 -0400

stefan-d:

smilingemoticon:

blackromney:

full movies on youtube

“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”

This is so accurate it hurts.

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:14:47 -0400

supermerwholocked: dfw-cub: terra-mater: 15 amazing things in...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:14:04 -0400

supermerwholocked:

dfw-cub:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

SNap

pondermoofin: serafinascharm: youcannot-tamethegodof-mischief: ...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:12:22 -0400

pondermoofin:

serafinascharm:

youcannot-tamethegodof-mischief:

What is this sanity you speak of?

/gone. ahahahahaha.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:11:29 -0400